While NetSuite trolls this Slack group if you want them to take you seriously get on LinkedIn and let the world know. The sales group will freak out and push support

I had a whole "Super Karen" message drafted up - but fortunately didn't have to use it (though I was close!) After three days of heated pressure, I think someone figured it out, and we're seeing normal performance today. Thank you for this suggestion though. I won't be surprised if I have to use it in the future, ha.

Super Karen gets $hit done.